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{"fact":"Female felines are \\superfecund","length":31}

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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}

{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}

{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}

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