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René van der Gijp is a Dutch former professional footballer who played as a right winger for Sparta Rotterdam, Lokeren, PSV, Neuchâtel Xamax, Aarau and Heerenveen, as well as for the Netherlands national team. Since retiring from football in 1992, he has worked as a sports pundit and commentator.
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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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The Wahpeton Post Office in Wahpeton, North Dakota, United States, is a post office building that was built in 1914. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1989 as U.S. Post Office-Wahpeton.
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