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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

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The Lyon Park Historic District is a national historic district and upper-class neighborhood located in Arlington County, Virginia. It contains 1,165 contributing buildings and 1 contributing site in a residential neighborhood in North Arlington. The area was platted between 1919 and 1951. The dwelling styles include a variety of architectural styles, ranging from Craftsman-style bungalows dating from the 1920s to Colonial Revival-style buildings dating from the 1930s and 1940s. A number of Queen Anne style dwellings erected prior to the platting of Lyon Park are also present. It was developed by Frank Lyon.

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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

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